YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Randomize
