i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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