Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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