they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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