i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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