Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
you inspire me to be a worse person
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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