we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
After tacos, we're chasing women.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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