it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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