4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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