So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
