Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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