dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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