Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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