Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
