Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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