your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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