I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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