My girlfriend figured out who you are.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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