The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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