what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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