In the future we'll all be gay
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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