Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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