North Korea, Best Korea!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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