Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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