Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You dont lie about slip and slides
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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