He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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