Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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