Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
