It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We have so much sex to catch up on
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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