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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
did you just send me my own nude
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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