so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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