Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
wanna go halves on a baby?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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