You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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