Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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