Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
