My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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