escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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