Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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