They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Watching her eat just hurts me
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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