I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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