I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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