Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
