just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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