Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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