i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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