So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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