party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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