her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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