Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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