I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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