Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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