my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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