the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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