I can't breathe out the right side of my face
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
