just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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