Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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